I have pre-ordered my copy. So that I can HAVE IT SIGNED AT A BOOK SIGNING! Yes, I will get to “meet” Rick Springfield. It’s been a long-time coming!
I will be giving Jim camera lessons so that he can take the perfect picture. I will be polishing the “good” tiara in case I decide to wear it.
I hope I don’t drool on him.
Mostly, I hope I don’t end up on one of those websites where someone feels sorry for Rick and his motley fans. I want a real smile in the picture. Not one of those forced smiles I’ve seen Rick sporting.
Although, my incessant tweeting and blogging about him might make him wary. I might have made it onto some rabid fan watch list.
Seriously, Rick, I won’t hurt you.
If I had my own television show–let’s call it Susie–I would bring back the cast of the Jessie’s Girl video. Wouldn’t a reunion be stellar? Plus, I would ask Steve Antin (aka Jessie) all about being in two of my favorite movies: The Last American Virgin and The Goonies.
If I had my own magazine–let’s call it S–I would interview you and your wife. I want to hear her side of being married to a heart throb. I would ask you about Saint Sahara and 3 Warning Shots. I’d want you to meet my family because I think they’re pretty swell. You could bring your family. We could have a barbecue. You could pet my dogs.
I’m probably scaring him even more…
Here’s one of my favorites