What are the people of Jordon called? Jordadians? Jordonians?
Anyway, the doesn’t matter because they have fallen victim to some imbecilic politicians. Have you seen this? Go, watch the video…
Honestly, if our candidate debates included firearms, I might actually watch. Not that I want anyone to be shot or killed. I’m not saying that!
I’m just saying a little weaponry and shoe throwing might liven things up a bit.
Not that our debates haven’t been informative and enlightening. OK, that was so much sarcasm that I could barely type with a straight face…
Our debates are a circus of nonsense, misinformation, and nonsense. See, that deserves to be there twice. Honestly, I think Barbara Walters should moderate one and ask the debaters what kind of tree they would like to be.
Personally, I want to be a palm tree. First, I thought I would be an oak because it’s mighty. But that was too cliche. Besides palm trees live in great places!
When I watched the video, I was so distracted by the candidate on the left throwing over his desk, that I missed the gun the first few times. The candidate on the right whips the gun out of his waist band like a pro. Maybe the television station needs to invest in some sturdier furniture so in future debates it actually provides some protection.
Fortunately, the hilarity doesn’t end with the gun. We get to talk about the thrown shoe! Yes, before whipping out a gun, let’s throw a shoe. Why? To distract the other guy? Is this the Jordanian way of “look, a bird” employed by my children when they wanted attention away from them (primarily so they could slip unwanted vegetables to the dogs).
Seriously, the material for Imbecilic Politicians is rolling in so fast I could start an entire blog!