Guest Lesley A. Diehl: Better than Mom

secondhand_murderI was a lucky kid. My mother may have been bat shit crazy, but I had an aunt who adored me. She was a part-time bartender at a local drinking establishment. When Mom was too sick to take care of me, my aunt took me with her to the bar. I sat on one of the stools next to the guys who shook salt into their beers, ordered me Shirley Temples and gave me nickels to put into the juke box. My aunt often met up with her married boyfriend at the bar, something she did not want her parents to know about. I kept her secret and both of us hid from my mother that auntie was taking me into the bar with her. This was when I was about three or four years old. I felt older and more sophisticated than other kids my age. I was. How many kids of five can say they know the difference between a martini and a dry martini?

Years later my aunt took me with her when she bowled on a team, an event that happened in the back of the building that housed the bar. The bowling took place when I was older, around ten or so. The best thing about it was that I got to stay overnight with her because the game didn’t end until around ten at night. Actually, it ended at nine, but she and I went to the bar and drank cokes with her boyfriend who preferred to hang out there than go home to his family. By that time my parents were in bed so it was too late for me to go home. I got to sleep in my aunt’s queen-sized bed. She lived with her parents, my grandparents. Since the bowling was on a week night, I was always tired at school the next day, but I never complained because I didn’t want my parents to insist I stay home instead of going with my aunt.

This was exciting. I was living a secret life along with my aunt. I never told anyone that my aunt met her boyfriend at the bar although I’ll never figure out why she found the guy so appealing. As I remember him, he had a bad overbite and smelled always of cigarettes and whiskey. And although he finally divorced his wife and married my aunt, I never saw him as good husband material. He did have a great dog, so maybe my aunt liked the dog.

What’s also funny is that other members of my family also chose me as their confident. My grandfather who was not supposed to smoke cigarettes would let me sit with him in the garage while he smoked. Then he and I would eat sensens, a licorice candy to remove the smell of the smoke. I don’t’ know if it fooled my grandmother, but it was yet another secret I enjoyed keeping. I didn’t much like the candy. But it was fun watching him blow smoke rings. And it was a secret.

My grandmother on my mother’s side of the family loved to go to funerals. Perhaps that’s why I relate so well to Grandmother Mazur in Janet Evanovich’s work. My grandparents lived in Rockford, Illinois. To a small child after WWII, Rockford seemed like “the big city.” On one occasion when I visited them, my grandmother and I took a number of buses to get to a funeral home where she said one of her friends was being buried. We walked in before the service and headed up front to the casket. My grandmother leaned over the body for only a moment before she grabbed my hand and pulled me out of there.

“What’s wrong?” I asked.

“That wasn’t my friend. Wrong funeral. Don’t tell anyone,” she said.

So I didn’t say a word. Wrong funeral or not, I loved these outings because she would always buy me a coke and French fries at the Walgreen’s drugstore in downtown Rockford and let me cut out the Brenda Starr paper dolls from the Sunday paper.

I spent a lot of time with my aunt and both sets of grandparents due to my mother’s poor health. My father’s mother sewed me a skirt for tap class and paid for my dance lessons. I was terrible at tap, but I loved that skirt. On Sundays I stopped by her house for fried chicken and on the week days I was there after school to watch “The Howdy Doody Show.” We didn’t have television in my home until I was in high school.

Thanksgiving and Christmas were spent at my paternal grandparents’ house with my bartending aunt making all of us Scarlet O’Haras and then running off to meet her married boyfriend after the meal. My grandparents disapproved. By the time she married him, both of my grandparents were dead.

As an adult I now realize how fortunate I was to have relatives who stood in for a mother who couldn’t cope. Maybe that’s why I love mining these family memories for material I use in my fictional creations. And because they did such a good job with me, as always, my writing about them is filled with humor. In my most recent work, A Secondhand Murder, my protagonist’s grandmother is modeled after my own grandmothers. Eve’s grandmother, or Grandy as she is called, joins her granddaughter in tracking down a killer and manages to win the admiration of a mob boss in the caper. Set in rural Florida, the story is filled with lively characters, wild adventures and a few hunky cowboys.

My childhood is proof that the absence of a mother doesn’t always mean the absence of mother figures. Do you have some favorite childhood memories of relatives?


About Lesley A. Diehl

Lesley DiehlLesley retired from her life as a professor of psychology and reclaimed her country roots by moving to a small cottage in the Butternut River Valley in upstate New York. In the winter she migrates to old Florida–cowboys, scrub palmetto, and open fields of grazing cattle, a place where spurs still jingle in the post office, and gators make golf a contact sport. Back north, the shy ghost inhabiting the cottage serves as her literary muse. When not writing, she gardens, cooks and renovates the 1874 cottage with the help of her husband, two cats, and of course, Fred the ghost, who gives artistic direction to their work. She is author of several short stories and a number of mystery series including the microbrewery series, a rural Florida series, and her most recent, the Eve Appel mystery series.

You can find out more about Lesley at her website and her blog.


6 thoughts on “Guest Lesley A. Diehl: Better than Mom

  1. I had an aunt who was my father’s sister. She loved my mother dearly and even lived with her for a while after my dad died when I was an infant. Auntie Mable wasn’t married yet loved kids (she wound up marrying happily and having four of her own), so she “borrowed” me for a train trip from SF to Montana to visit her sister. I was six at the time but will always have a special place in my heart for Auntie Mabel and Old Maid/Go Fish card games. She’s always been my favorite aunt.

  2. What a fantastic post, Leslie!
    My Aunt Ann, my Dad’s sister, was like a second mother to me when I was a little girl. She did “aunt” things like always buying me a story book (they came with a 45 RPM record) when she went to the grocery store. Once, at a wedding shower, everyone was supposed to tie a bow behind their back using toilet tissue. I’m not sure how old I was but, as the oldest child on that side of the family, I was often included in “grown up” events. Well, my bow didn’t even resemble a bow but my aunt secretly switched with me and I won a prize! By the way, it’s no coincidence that the main character in my Malone mystery series is named Ann.

  3. Aren’t aunts the greatest? Grandparents alway get such good press, but my aunt was such a fun person. She had a real flair for decorating and was flambouyant in her drfess. She ahd flaming red hair and loved to were purple. I learned to drink Scarlet O’haras because she always made them at Thanksgiving.

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  5. Hi Leslie. Reading your post brought back memories for me. I remember eating SenSen and watching The Howdy Doody Show. I had a crazy aunt, Julia, who always carried a large bankroll of ten dollar bills in her purse, along with a gun that she sometimes put out on the dinner table just for shock value. When my mother saw it she’d get all flustered and they’d get into an argument—in Polish. Ahhh, family memories.

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