My Family is Zombie Obsessed

Long before The Bloggess made zombies sexy, my family has been obsessed with them. One time our fun family activity was to go see Zombieland, which we all declared our “favorite movie ever.” But I wasn’t quite concerned about the obsession until recently. Today, driving back from a party, we passed a cemetery. Aaron immediately…

Missing Teacher Conferences=Jail Time

There has been a proposal in Michigan to make missing a parent teacher conference punishable with three days of jail. I say: What the hell?! (Seriously, I said something worse, but didn’t want to offend anyone!) Taken directly from the article: Detroit Council President Pro Tem Gary Brown applauded [Kym] Worthy’s idea, saying he would…

Booty Cheer Resolution Goes Horribly Awry

Well, at least I think so. This has roots similar to this post on how girls dress today. Parents, what the heck are you thinking? I got  as part of my google alerts search “parent.” Of course I investigated and found this article. Seriously, parents?! Your solution was to kick the little girl off the…